an-aesthetic-messs:

crazyintheeast:

rowdyravens:

Piece of media: here’s a female assassin

Me: nice

Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing them and-

Me: *already asleep*

Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing their wives and convincing them to murder their husbands

Me: *wakes up* Go on

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    No seriously this would be great. She digs up dirt on the guy, arranges to ‘happen’ to meet the wife, becomes the wife’s...
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