do i dare disturb the universe?
in a minute there is time.
for decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
navigation in a minute there is time.
for decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.
me
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