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a story from my dad the lawyer

when my dad was in his mid 20s and just starting out as a lawyer he had a client who was accused of being a pimp…the client asked him what he should wear to court and my dad says “just normal business clothes”

the man showed up in a lavender suit, alligator shoes, and an old school fedora with a feather in it

the jury convicted him in ten minutes

i’m crying

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