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dragginage:

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

My parents: “You’re 19, why don’t you know how to [insert basic cooking skill here]?”

Me: “You?? Never taught me???”
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